Total Medals Earned: 1,501 (From 237 different games.) Total Medal Score: 27,975 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (150/150 points)
Survive 40 rounds.
Do it without turrets.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (55/55 points)
who's there?
you know how it goes
literally
had one too many
get a grip man
finish a project in less than 27 commands
go two levels deep
finish a flash project
Medals Earned: 6/8 (165/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/40 points)
Medals Earned: 9/9 (60/60 points)
Do you always go into things head first?
I think you missed a step in there.
Scorpion would be proud.
Watch where you point that thing.
Watch out for PoolSharks.
What were you doing?
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
I need another quarter!
I wish every lifeguard was as good as you!
Medals Earned: 7/21 (60/455 points)
25 faic combo
Unlock health power-down
Submit a Score the highscore table
Unlock health power-up
50 faic combo
100 faic combo
Unlock speed power-up
Unlock speed power-down
Unlock size power-up
Unlock size power-down
Unlock vulnerable power-down
Unlock invicibility power-up
150 faic combo
Unlock combo 0.5x power-down
200 faic combo
Unlock combo 2x power-up
500 faic combo