Total Medals Earned: 1,501 (From 237 different games.) Total Medal Score: 27,975 Points
Medals Earned: 11/11 (130/130 points)
Play the game for the first time.
Shoot ten targets
Play for 5 minutes
Play for 10 minutes
Shoot thirty targets
Shoot 50 targets
Shoot 60 targets
Shoot 70 targets
Play for over 25 minutes
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (45/45 points)
Play the game once
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 2/15 (35/405 points)
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Heal an enemy ship
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Get a multiplier on a boss
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 6/12 (125/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Try to grab all the tables.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (25/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/330 points)
-1 Life!
Unwrap an Empty Present
Unwrap a Rare Present
Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents